A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."
The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again"
2006-12-06 08:52:27 · 35 answers · asked by whatever 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I'm blonde. I really don't care. Funny
2006-12-06 08:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I first heard this back in the '80s as a Polish joke, with two guys watching a football game replay. The Nickelodeon show "You Can't Do That On Television" also did their own verison of it back in the day. But the joke's still funny, and was really worded well here.
2006-12-09 09:00:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's classic. 99/100
2006-12-06 09:23:28 · answer #3 · answered by #1denverfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one a long time ago but it is still funny 7/10
2006-12-06 09:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Melisa H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holds up the number 9 card.
Considered it rated.
2006-12-06 09:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by wandera1970 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it many times before, but it's still good :)
Even though I'm blonde lol
2006-12-06 08:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but good 8/10
2006-12-06 08:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by my_account8 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha. Love it. 8/10
2006-12-06 08:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by dolphinlvr3342 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I 've heard that one before but it was still funny to hear it again
2006-12-06 09:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by Me, again 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great!!! I've never heard this blonde joke before, but I always appreciate a good one. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-12-06 08:58:20 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋