A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo."
The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."
2006-12-06 08:44:51 · 32 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-06 18:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-12-06 08:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a joke I would tell a five year old
rating : 2
2006-12-06 09:26:49 · answer #3 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good about 6/10
2006-12-06 08:49:31 · answer #4 · answered by uuhyufcrersx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old
8/10 or
42/100or
7/5 or
3.14/74
2006-12-06 08:48:21 · answer #5 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 04:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by seabrooks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine. 6/10
2006-12-06 08:54:49 · answer #7 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wife liked that one shes reading them over my shoulder 9/10
2006-12-06 08:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old AND weak...a mild chuckle...a 3 on a 1-10 scale
2006-12-06 08:48:18 · answer #9 · answered by Randy M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha that is too funny!
Tehe
8/10
2006-12-06 08:50:31 · answer #10 · answered by Jsuscltre22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋