Paddy and Malcolm are walking home after a night out on the piss. They've got no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot.
Paddy has a brainwave and says to Malcolm "Get in there and steal a bus and I'll stay here and look out for the police".
Malcolm duly breaks into the garage. He is gone for twenty minutes and Paddy is wondering what the hell he's doing. Eventually Paddy sticks his head around the door to see Malcolm running from bus to bus looking very worried.
"What the f*u* are you doing Malcolm? Get a move on!"
to which Malcolm replies
"I can't find a number 7 anywhere Paddy!"
Paddy holds his head in his hands in complete disbelief and shouts.
"You f*u*ingidiot Malcolm, steal a number 9 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the way!"
2006-12-06 08:31:06 · 18 answers · asked by ronald.j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, but not the best, have seen far funnier ones on here!
2006-12-06 08:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then they walked past the Job Centre and saw a card that said "Tree Fellers Wanted".
And Malcolm said "Ah would you look at that - it's a shame there's just the two of us"!!!!
2006-12-06 22:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by etnam90 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools. It began to pour down raining, so the red head and brunette both pull out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde says “what are you doing?” - and they say “we’re saving it for later!” Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde goes to the nearest store and asks for a condom. The clerk says “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”
2016-05-23 01:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worst joke in my world (the past 10 minutes anyway)
2006-12-06 08:34:39 · answer #4 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he! a funny joke! first one i've seen this evening! Sounds like something I'd do!
2006-12-06 08:34:37 · answer #5 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooooooops i think i peeded my pants that was a truely funny joke lol i will be passing that one on.
2006-12-06 08:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nyc 1! lol
2006-12-06 09:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by Zico Z 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-06 08:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-06 08:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by cleo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol tis good
2006-12-06 08:34:46 · answer #10 · answered by Fairy Nuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋