I started my own religious belief system. I worship Curly Fine as the true Messiah and the Three Stooges as the Holy Trinity. I believe all parrots are sacred prophets and must be treated as such, and we must sacrifice one conservative right winger each week to All Mighty Curly by throwing that person in a cage with a pack of wild wolves. I want the freedom to teach and have children be taught about these religious convictions in public schools. Do you agree that the Consitution protects my right to teach these doctrines in public schools??
2006-12-06 08:27:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When confronted by such christian bashing nonesense I have to ask my self calmly, "What would Jesus do?" God told me Jesus would gouge your eyes out with a spoon, skin you alive and roll you in rock salt for being a blaspheming heritic. It is imperitive that christians and only christians be allowed to access and use of public facilities for the furtherance of their faith to prevent freethinkers and independent individuals from developing a sense of humor and laughing at us! I am coming for you with the mighty eye gouging spoon of christ so you better make with the repenting buddy!
2006-12-06 09:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by ranxerox666us 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hm, this is a confusing topic, but this is what I think. Religion is a tough topic, and there are SO many different beliefs that it shouldn't be taught in school systems. It would be unfair to teach Christianity when there are Muslims, Atheists, and Jewish people. Then again, I believe schoolteachers should respect people's religion and not force people to believe in all the scientific theories (evolution)
2016-05-23 01:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I watched a three stooges film during a history class once. Does that count?
Actually, I don't mind religion being taught but only if it is how cultures were gathered and controled by governments mixing politics with the doctrine.
2006-12-06 09:10:13 · answer #3 · answered by mykl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that religious instruction should be taught in public schools, but Three Stooge-ism is so obvious and profound that it wouldn't be necessary.
2006-12-06 08:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by XaurreauX 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Abso-freaking-lutely. Except for the sacrifice part. You shouldn't cage wolves. It's cruel.
2006-12-06 09:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously you do if christianity is to be taught.
thus is why i think no religion should be taught in school as it invades any individual of their families upbringing. religion should be for home
school is what readies children to enter the working society. it gets them job and people skills. religion has no place in our economic society. u cannot get a job by stating, i took bible class every year. they want to see real classes that would let them benefit from your knowledge.
2006-12-06 08:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Of course the Constitution will protect your rights.... but first you have to get the Gov't to recognize it as a legit religion. *Sigh*
Hilarious!!! Hopefully they'll get the hint. Wait, nevermind... it'll just pis.s em off.
2006-12-06 08:35:39 · answer #7 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am and always have been a follower of the Church of the Subgenius. May J.R. "Bob" Dobson bestow his blessings upon you. May the spam be with you.
2006-12-06 08:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Radagast97 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well, they can teach about all the other religions except christianity. if they didn't, the other religions would get offended. apparently, they think christians can be offended. If you asked them to teach your religion, they probably would, so as not to offend you.
2006-12-06 08:36:07 · answer #9 · answered by musicgirl31♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't approve of any belief system to be in the school systems.
2006-12-06 08:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by apple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋