10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph’s Honker!
7. Santa’s sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it’s really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can’t tell if they’re artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
2006-12-06 08:12:38 · 12 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I had never thought of it that way. Really good! Now I'll probably be suspect of every Xmas thing I hear. If I end up not being able to hold my laughter when someone says some Xmas cliche to me, it's your fault! Ha, ha,ha....
2006-12-06 08:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by fbbfh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny Carson from the Tonight show asking Barbara Nicklaus how she encourages Jack before he goes out and plays. Barbara: " I just kiss his balls " Johnny: " Bet that perks up his putter "
2016-05-23 01:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty good! #4 is probably the best! i like #9 too
2006-12-06 08:16:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a holiday spirit but funny
2006-12-06 08:26:44 · answer #4 · answered by kayia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great...
How about : You finally got it standing up, maybe we should put a star on it?
2006-12-06 08:24:57 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did the same thing... but about Thanksgiving... so yeah...
2006-12-06 09:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was good never heard it b4
2006-12-06 08:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah dey sure sound dirrty but are great!! Thanks!!! for you made xmas mean more to me than before. i don't know why.
2006-12-06 08:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
make sure you chew your nuts properly before you swallow
2006-12-06 09:19:27 · answer #9 · answered by blu.boy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot, wow those are some huge balls.
2006-12-06 08:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋