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Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
2006-12-06 08:11:17 · 24 answers · asked by ronald.j 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you actually know ANY good jokes???
I have yet to hear a good one from you.......
maybe you should stop now......your obviously not as funny as you think you are...
2006-12-06 08:14:52 · answer #1 · answered by godlykepower 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-12-06 08:13:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-12-06 08:15:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-12-06 08:12:46 · answer #4 · answered by ♥love in the air♥ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
2/10
2006-12-06 08:17:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry 0. I hate hate fat jokes especially about someones mother.
2006-12-10 05:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up."
dont you think the Cankles and tons of fat would keep the socks in place?
2006-12-06 08:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by sobrien 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are funny. I rate them a 8 b/c i have heard # 4 before.
2006-12-06 08:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by LC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...they kl, I have heard a few of them before....I got quite a few, not just fat ones, tall ones and dumb ones. Some day I'll post em. Take care.
2006-12-06 08:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of them were really good. I like the one about the watches and the one about going ti a resteraunt . FUNNY!
2006-12-06 08:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋