2006-12-06 08:11:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ Scottish Football
No but I like this joke. Barry Ferguson goes 2 the Dr and says, 'Dr every time I look in the mirror I get sexually aroused'' the Dr said ''I'm not surprised, ur a fanny''
2006-12-06 09:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by ..:: 4NN3 MON D4H HOOPS::.. 2 · 4⤊ 4⤋
sure how about these,
It's with great sadness that I report Celtic Park was broken into last night. The entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. Strathclyde police are believed to be looking for a man with a green carpet.
What would you call 2 Sellik fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace?
A: A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those
How do you keep a Sellik fan busy?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner
How do you get a one armed Irish Celtic fan down from a tree? ... wave at him...
Harald Brattbakk's wife wanted him locked up - she had had enough of the eejit.
So she went to the police and told them: "Please Help, my husband has been hitting me."
The Police gave sound advice: "Ma'm, don't worry. Just carry a goalpost in each hand - I guarantee he'll never hit you."
2006-12-06 21:37:48 · answer #2 · answered by rusty red 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Reference to 2005 and the Scott Mcdonald losing the title thing
Why do Celtic fans make the best lovers?
Because they are on top for 88 minutes and still c um second haha
2006-12-07 05:39:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Celtic playing away in Europe, thats a laff
2006-12-07 16:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
celtic 0--- cophenhagen 2
2006-12-06 16:19:04 · answer #5 · answered by gonzo 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Niel Lennon
2006-12-06 16:45:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, Neil Lennon.
2006-12-07 19:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by Herman Munster 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
How do you get a Celtic supporters brain the size of a pea?
Inflate it....lol
2006-12-06 16:18:25 · answer #8 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
LONG WINDED BUT THIS IS A GEM.
KILLIE ARE PLAYING CELTIC AND JIM JEFFERIES TELLS ALL HIS PLAYERS TO TAKE THE DAY OFF, GO TO THE PUB AND LET STEVIE NAISMITH PLAY THEM ON HIS OWN,
SO, ON THE DAY OF THE GAME THE KILLIE SQUAD ARE IN THE PUB WHEN ALLAN JOHNSTON ASKS THE BARMAN TO PUT ON SKY SPORTS TO FIND OUT THE LATEST SCORE. THEY ARE OVERJOYED TO FIND KILLIE ARE 1-0 UP WITH WEE STEVIE SCORING AFTER 9MINS.
THEY GO BACK TO THEIR DRINKS, ENJOYING THE REST OF THE DAY WHEN THE BARMAN IS AGAIN ASKED TO STICK THE TV ON FOR THE FULL-TIME SCORES.
FINAL SCORE READS KILLIE 1 CELTIC 1 WITH A LAST MINUTE EQUALISER COMING FROM KENNY MILLER.
THE SQUAD GO DOWN TO THE GROUND TO COGRATULATE WEE STEVIE ON HIS PERFORMANCE, BUT FIND HIM SITTING IN THE DRESSING ROOM IN FLOODS OF TEARS
"I'M SORRY BOYS, I'VE LET YOU ALL DOWN" BLUBBERS WEE STEVIE.
"WHAT FOR" REPLIES THE BOSS, "1-1 IS A GREAT RESULT AGAINST CELTIC.
"AYE, I KNOW, BUT IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER.
"HOW COME" ASKS THE BOSS.
"I GOT SENT OFF AFTER 12 MINS"
2006-12-07 09:02:12 · answer #9 · answered by dicko 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
yeah the best one i know is...whats fudgie gonna do when celtic fc win the league....he'll probably explode and all that copenhagan mary cocktail will fly out of him
2006-12-06 16:28:58 · answer #10 · answered by jeff c 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋