The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.
Campers should be alert for signs of fresh bear activity, and they should be able to tell the difference between Black Bear dung and Grizzy Bear dung.
Black Bear dung is rather small and round. Sometimes you can see fruit seeds and/or squirrel fur in it.
Grizzly Bear dung has bells in it, and smells like pepper spray!
2006-12-06 08:08:34 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gave me a bloody good laugh thanks ploppy
2006-12-06 08:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-06 16:11:23 · answer #2 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.. If you want a laugh try the link I saw this there and spent the day cracking up over it.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie, what are you doing?" Charlie replied, "Driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.
The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I just got into Chicago".
"Great," replied the nurse. The nurse leaves Charlie's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room, and finds Bob sitting on his bed furiously masturbating.
Shocked, she asks, "Bob, what are you doing?!"
Bob says, "I'm gettin' it on with Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"
2006-12-06 16:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by wandera1970 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funni tho id rarther carry a shot gun instead of pepper spray
2006-12-06 16:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-06 16:11:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long.. but the punch line's funny!! =]
2006-12-06 16:16:14 · answer #6 · answered by itsALICE! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this aint very funny but pretty good if you where drunk.
2006-12-06 16:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by playgirl_bixch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i luv all ur jokes, especially this one!!! i'm like ur bestest, no.1 fan!!! PLOPPYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-06 16:49:58 · answer #8 · answered by lil_sazi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i don't get it
2006-12-06 16:11:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok
2006-12-06 16:10:56 · answer #10 · answered by my_account8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋