A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully
placed in rows covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into
organizing the display.
There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears
covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is
quite impressed by his sensitive side.
They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one!
Maybe he could be the future father of my children?"
She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.
She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity,
and more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of
raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the
afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how
was it?"
The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes,
and says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf."
2006-12-06 08:01:05 · 24 answers · asked by mrqprfc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao very good :D
2006-12-06 08:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by Fairy Nuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy 1: Derek, Mitchell, Evan, Jesse Boy 2: Xander, Chris, Kurt, Joe Girl 1: Caitlin, Lexi, Angie, Izzie Girl 2: Evelyn, Kristin, Rosie, Julia
2016-05-23 01:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was he a prize guy 9/10
2006-12-06 08:12:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Very funny and original. Cool
2006-12-06 08:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by 1truthseeker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, that is soo cruel
Yet funny
I think I just peed a little
TMI
2006-12-06 08:03:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...awwww poor girl. I got a really big bear from him last week!!
2006-12-06 08:06:36 · answer #6 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cruel yet funny.
2006-12-10 05:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but a big cheeseir on my face nice one!
2006-12-06 08:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by foxy lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow I was not expecting that ending. I luv that joke. that is my new favorite joke, lol
2006-12-06 08:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW that was excellent, not the ending i was expecting
2006-12-06 08:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by grumpcookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great. I can just see my Carnie friend doing this.
2006-12-06 08:27:28 · answer #11 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋