Once upon a time there was a little yellow toad crying in the forest. The Good Witch
came along and asked the little yellow toad, "Why are you crying, my friend?" The little
yellow toad said, "All my friends are green and I'm yellow. I want to be green like all my
friends...sniff, sniff." The Good Witch replied, "No problem!" And she tapped the little
yellow toad with her magic wand and the little yellow toad turned green...all except his
private parts, which remained yellow. "Oh no!!" exclaimed the little toad, "I can't go
through life all green except for my private parts! You have to make me green all over!"
The Good Witch said, "Sorry, I don't do private parts. You will have to go see the
Wizard!" So, off the little toad went to see the Wizard.
The Good Witch continued on into the forest where she came upon a little brown squirrel
crying very hard. "Why are you crying, little brown squirrel?" the Good Witch asked.
"Because," said the little brown squirrel, "all my friends are red and I want to be red,
too...sniff, sniff." "No problem!" said the Good Witch. And she tapped the little brown
squirrel and turned him red... all except his private parts, which remained brown. "Oh,
no!!" exclaimed the little squirrel, "I can't go through life all red except my private
parts! You have to make me red all over!" But the Good Witch said, "Sorry, I don't do
private parts. You will have to go see the Wizard!" But the little squirrel started crying
harder and said, "But I'm new around here! I don't know the Wizard! How will I find
him??" And the Good Witch said, "Oh, that's easy! Just follow the yellow pr.ick toad...."
2006-12-06 07:54:32 · 4 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey stav - shouldn't you be picking up your mom from her shift at the whore house?
2006-12-06 08:01:24 · update #1
lol....now thats whatsup! lol funnie! he he
:O)
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2006-12-06 07:58:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you see teh wizard ask him for a KFC bowl
2006-12-06 15:57:46 · answer #2 · answered by chato 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if that wizard could help me with my problem...
Doctors couldn't, they just say, " We can't help you, that's about the size of it".
2006-12-06 16:15:56 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are def an odd ball
2006-12-06 16:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by In love with love 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋