i need to pass a urine test. i got a new job unexpectedly and i need advice on how to pass. my test is in one week. Ive been smokin for years everyday. nothing else just weed but i know hats the worst as far as tests go... help please
2006-12-06 07:51:59 · 38 answers · asked by me mo 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Stop smoking weed. That's my advice. I expect a lot of thumbs downs from the potheads, but let me tell you, as an ex-smoker, life is much better on the clean side. I promise.
Really though, if your test is in a week and you've been smoking for that long, there is absolutely nothing you can do to pass it. Anyone who tells you you can is flat out wrong. No magical drink will clear your system of several years worth of daily use in that short a time. The chemicals are stored in your body fat and won't be gone for months.
2006-12-06 07:55:08 · answer #1 · answered by Lanani 6 · 7⤊ 3⤋
Not sure why everyone answers your question with a "don't smoke weed." It's your own personal choice. I've had friends that have bought those expensive kits from smoke shops to pass. They actually worked, but I had the opportunity to review one of the kits ingredients. There were a few different things you had to drink, and you had to drink a lot of water with it all as well. It was pretty much just a heavy dose of vitamins, a drink with a ridiculous amount of sugar (I recall around 200 grams), and then I think it was a gallon or two of water the night before. I have heard that having a lot of b vitamins in your urine will make it hard for them to tell anything, and you would probably just have to retest, which would give you more time. Even though the chemicals in marijuana are not water-soluble as in some other drugs, you can still drink a lot of water and help flush your system. Worst case scenario, your urine is too diluted and you could probably take the test again.
2006-12-06 08:00:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I just finished 1.5 years of random testing for drugs 2x/mo. and I know that the new tests screen for "flushing" this is when a person drinks a lot of water in an attempt to dilute a urine sample, the new tests are tricky and always changing to beat the latest home remedy. I have also heard that 500mg tablets of niacin 2x daily can quickly remove it from fat cells (which can store it for approx. 4 weeks if you are a regular user). However, I live in Detroit and I know that car companies take a hair sample which stores evidence of THC for a min. of 7 years and there is nothing you can do to alter the results. Safest bet is If it is a urine sample they require and you want to use somebody Else's urine you will need a sample from somebody right before you take the test, because they now have a thermometer strip on the side of the cup and if it isn't 98.6 degrees F. you fail. P.S. I used to smoke an oz/wk and now I don't smoke at all, after a couple of months you won't miss it and will also live a better quality of life (plus save a lot of money).
2006-12-06 08:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by IM hip 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Dont panic! Abstain from any toxins from now until after your test. Go to a head/smoke shop or vitamin store at mall or online, there are detox beverages that will clean out your urinary tract for 6 to 8 hours. It's not difficult. You drink the beverage about 2 hours before, urinate a couple of times for a good flush, then your good to go for about 6 to 8 hours on a urine test. Be sure when asking for the product that you ask for the extreme toxic choice of whatever brand you get. Always use the word toxins for obvious reasons. Dont worry you'll do fine. No need to get extreme this simple plan I have outlined will work. It has served me well in 4 different jobs with the same or similar situation you are in. These work place drug testing programs suck and are so unfair but that is another topic to debate. So good luck and you'll do fine! Happy Holidays!
2006-12-06 08:04:39 · answer #4 · answered by adidalv 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Vinegar and cranberry juice.
Seriously.....the cranberry juice will help to flush out your system and the vinegar can throw off a drug test. Stop smoking immediately (if you haven't already) and start drinking vinegar and cranberry juice all day long, right up until right before you go for the test. I have had a few friends do this, one just three days before being tested, and passed. I know that it is absolutely disgusuting, they usually dry heave as they drink it, but it seems to work. Mixing the two together makes it a little more bearable.
Hopefully this is lesson learned though, just stop. The stress you're going through right now is not worth getting high. I've tried to tell my friends that!
Good luck!!
2006-12-06 08:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by Just Me 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
i can see many have offered assistence to you.
I support N.O.R.M.M.L
natinonal-orginization-to-leagalize-medical-marijuania
so i cant judge you
but i can also say -due to the fact it isnt legal YET
and you are seeking employment this is a good thing.
you should stop puffing and flush your body with fliuds and like 37+ people have said buy a good flush...
one thing i will offer,the test are suffisicated and clear urine looks alittle funny when one test to add color eat something that causes urine to take up color
go figure.......something natural maybe??
good luck to you
and if you are hired why not be a "weekend warrior" if anything at all but maybe chage this to "special occastion" user
to those that are thumbing their nose SORRY
everyones entittled to a opinion, due to ~Medical Debate and health issues ~ I CAN NOT JUDGE HIM ~
~ Bright Blessings to all~
2006-12-08 23:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by reseda1420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For the next week drink lots of green tea, chai tea (you can get it in any coffee shop) and eat apples and watermelon and don't smoke for the week and you'll pass it. And drink a lot of water. They also have system flushes at places like new frontiers but the first one that I listed is all natural and works. Most drugs are out of your system in 5 days anyway but it will help since you've been doing so long. Good Luck!
2006-12-06 07:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Stop smoking until you have taken the test. Start drinking nothing but cranberry juice. And a lot of it. I mean a lot. It will feel like you have to pee every five min, but that is a good thing. Cranberry flushes your system out. It worked for me, and like you I smoke every day since I was in the 9th grade and I am now 24. Good luck.
2006-12-06 07:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by whtbizoy 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
go to GNC and ask for this drink that cleans your body. You can say it's for a drug test because they know that's why people buy it. It's like $60 but totally worth it.
I was in the same situation a few years back...I got the job.
2006-12-06 08:03:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
nothing you can take will clean you out...find a non smoking friend a lil nephew or a friend that has a toddler boy...becuz you need same sex urine.... have them pee in a cup...pour the cup in a condom tie a knot in the condom where some briefs and put the rubber under your scrotum to try to keep it fairly warm...when you go take the test pee in the cup for to get the temperature strip on the side of the test cup warm..pour your dirty urine into the toilet then whip the cup clean with some tissue...it should already be in there for you...then open the condom with your clean urine and pour it in the test cup...you urinate into the test cup first to make sure you ignite the temperature strip...but use someone elses becuz test are too sophisticated they will red flag you if they detect any cleaning agents in your urine...so get some clean urine from someone else
2006-12-06 07:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by the one 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋