Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator.
"What are you doing?" Asked the mother.
"Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.
The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator.
"What the hell are you doing?" He asked.
His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband."
The father walked out of the room shaking his head.
The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other, watching the football game on TV.
"What on earth are you doing?" she cried.
The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law!!"
2006-12-06 07:49:22 · 22 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another 1.....
What I Did with the Father's Things
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in the father's room the other day and guess what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "I can top that. I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied.
The third nun fainted.
2006-12-06 08:04:18 · update #1
funniest one in ages
2006-12-06 07:52:51 · answer #1 · answered by jimmy l 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
you dont opt for to pop your human being cherry lol i 2d the "electric powered toothbrush" sounds nasty yet only make confident you dont somewhat brush your tooth with it...this is what i used even as wasn't previous adequate to purchase a vibrator. and the bathe head and tap also artwork truly properly i nonetheless try this each and every so often when I take a bath. yet when your going to get one get a small one...my first one replaced into suggested as g spot some thing it replaced into about as thick as my thumb and as long as my center finger and had a pad that is going on ur clit section and had diverse speeds i loved it till my bf made me throw it away many of the time i only used it on my clit...and on the grounds that of this you should only get an electric powered toothbrush for ur clit or enable the water run interior the bathe..try one in each and every of those first previously you purchase some thing your mom and father ought to discover
2016-11-30 05:37:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just re read joke to my husband with both had a good laugh We Like it
2006-12-06 07:55:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha funny
2006-12-06 07:54:37 · answer #4 · answered by Rique 2 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
I hope he returns it at bedtime, his daughter doesn't like sleeping alone.
2006-12-06 08:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-12-06 07:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by Mickey 2 · 7⤊ 1⤋
heard it before but a good one
2006-12-06 08:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thats certainly gave me a buzz!!
2006-12-06 07:52:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 1⤋
heard it before, but it is always good for a chuckle
2006-12-06 07:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by norman j 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
i was getting a bit worried about how that was gonna end!!
good one.
2006-12-06 07:54:35 · answer #10 · answered by Tanya 3 · 9⤊ 0⤋