You know you're living in 2006 when.....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
2006-12-06 07:06:56 · 36 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!
I really did scroll back up too.Excellent.
2006-12-06 07:09:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
1) No, what I have done is that I set it for 10 mins instead of 1 minute and burned a good bunch of tasty muffins!
2) I used to play solitaire, but now it doesn't seem challenging.
3) No, I do have the Mobile number for every person I met i and they all seem to work (unless they are in a meeting or my mom & ladies forgot to take out the cel phone and now it's on the trunk of the car)
4) I use e-mail for what it is only!
5) I try to keep in touch with those I care no matter what means, when I don't want to get back to somebody I blame those means.
6) I horn it's, cheaper!
7) That's something I can't do anything about it, right?
8) Not really I call back everybody that tried to reach me through the day though.
9) Why did you skip it??????
10) Nah! I turn the TV or The stereo first, can't bear silence.
11) Huuuuuu?????
12) No but bussiness has been slow down and I'm wating for something interesting to happen.
13) I HATE spaming!
14) No, I totally noticed at first!
15) See # 14 again!
How can I tell you this again, I'm bored!
2006-12-06 07:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by Lil' Gay Monster 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So true.. old maybe, but so true... people even call each other when they are a few feet away.
When they get to be senior citizens, they will need corrective surgery to straighten out their left arm.
I think one day I will record some 'rings' and then walk around in a large store,.. 'ring'.. and see how many people reach for their phones.
Where 'is' number nine?
2006-12-06 07:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 the last 5 are so right
2006-12-06 07:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious! and it is so genuine! Did you're making that up your self? (you will possibly desire to be somewhat clever) What truly cracked me up replaced into once you stated there replaced into no #9 on the record. it is so humorous! i might have in no way observed! Thanx 4 the chortle!
2016-10-14 03:58:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bring on 2007!
2006-12-06 07:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by bandit 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know it's 2006 because whenever I phone about anything, I hardly ever speak to a person anymore, just an automated service.
2006-12-06 07:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You know that YOU are living in 2006 when you actually took the time to post that on Yahoo! Answers
2006-12-06 07:14:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the age of technology
there was a time when phones hung on the wall and had a dial and you had to actually get out of the chair to turn the TV channel, which also had a dial on it
2006-12-06 07:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by al p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
U know u right on 6,7,8,13 & espically 14. G-2-G, gotta forward this message.
2006-12-06 07:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by BRITTANY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-12-06 07:08:50 · answer #11 · answered by jeff_4_jeeps03 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋