HOW DO WE KNOW THAT SANTAz A MAN?!!?!?!
BECAUSE HE SHOWS UP LATE
EATS YOUR FOOD
EMPTYz HIS SACK
COMEz ONLY ONCE
AND LEAVEz BEFORE YOU WAKE UP!!!
LMAO!
2006-12-06 06:37:04 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
HAHA! Ain't that the truth! But he might leave you coal now that you left this on here. ;) lmao
2006-12-06 12:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by L♥G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny... wrong on different levels, but funny. here's another one, not about Santa... How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't , they're born that way! lol, here's one more... sry if you're a blond, i'm not stereotyping or anything...
a blonde decides to take up French. despite struggling with the language and pronunciation, she is determined to learn. so, another woman asks her, "Why all this trouble to learn French?"
the blond replies, "I recently adopted a French baby and want to understand him when he learns to talk."
2006-12-06 14:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by Luv Docta Jay 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very GOOD Happy Holidays Jim
2006-12-06 14:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-06 14:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats the truth!
2006-12-06 14:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by bnelly05 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Awww! That's sad and funny all rolled into one!
2006-12-06 14:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I got this text a few days ago
2006-12-06 14:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by inquisitor1125 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And also dresses badly and doesn't drive a nice car!
2006-12-06 14:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Me, Myself & I 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny
2006-12-06 14:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by Ball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I don't think Santa would be too jolly after reading this.
2006-12-06 14:39:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋