Concerned about his failing manhood, a farmer went to the local doctor for help. The doctor gave him a small container of pills and told him to take no more than one a day.
Back home, the farmer thought he'd try the medication on his stud horse first. The horse swallowed the pill, jumped out of his stall, kicked a side of the barn over, and ran off down the road.
"Those pills are too strong for me," the farmer thought, and pour the rest into his well.
Later, when the doctor came to check on him, the farmer told how he had disposed of the medication.
"Heavens!" exclaimed the doctor. "You haven't drunk any of the well water, have you?"
No," said the farmer. "We can't get the pump handle down."
2006-12-06 06:33:24 · 22 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG that was hilarious! I can't stop laughing. You tell the best jokes.
2006-12-11 07:34:46 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there should be more work done to the joke ok heres my joke
= naughty ok this how myne goes
there was a 16 yr old with his gf and brings her back home then he finds out his 9 yr old brother his asleep on the bottom bunk then he and his gf go to top bunk where they go to sleep then things start to heat up he says to her tomato for slow lettcure for fast cheese super fast mayo for new postain so then they begin humping away tomato tomato she goes then lettcure letturce letturce LETTUCE CHEESE CHEESE SHE SCREAMS MAYO so with all the shouting AND banging the little brother wakes up he says will u stopmaking sandwhices up there now cuz you got mayo all in my eye and its past 9
2006-12-06 06:42:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is cute, here's one for you!
Three tampons walkind down the street toward you. Super, Maxi & Mini, which one speaks to you first?
Answer: None of them, they are all stuck up cunts!!!
Smile and have a nice day!
2006-12-06 06:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by Yahoo Answerer 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
For the first time in your long and hilarious career I’ll name this one after you, “Pretty Dull” (Pd)
2006-12-06 18:05:50 · answer #4 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but not naughty...i was expected somthing more preverted
2006-12-06 06:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not particularly funny but good try
2006-12-06 07:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke. keep posting like this
2006-12-06 19:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by lokesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very naughty but funny
2006-12-06 06:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by No Name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHa!! Good one!!
2006-12-06 06:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by Serengetti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very funny
2006-12-07 22:35:09 · answer #10 · answered by lion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋