John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.
Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man came in coughing and he asked John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.
Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired.
"He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once," John explained.
"Ex-Lax won't cure a cough" Bob shouted angrily.
"Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Look at him. He's afraid to cough."
2006-12-06 06:16:37 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha, very funny, if he coughed he'd have Ploppy Pants!
2006-12-06 07:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad - 6 out of 10
2006-12-06 06:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good joke 8 outta 10 for that
2006-12-06 06:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Roboz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hah thats a gdn 10 outa 10 lol
2006-12-06 06:52:36 · answer #4 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-12-06 06:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite amusing PP, and clean. (unless the bloke coughs and pups his pants of course!)
2006-12-06 06:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of ten...pretty damn funny....had a to hold a cough or two...not a good place to be!
2006-12-06 06:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb that was cool dude 11 /10.
2006-12-06 06:22:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO! OMG That Joke Sucks!
2006-12-06 06:32:41 · answer #9 · answered by Please Help Brianna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brillo
7/10
2006-12-06 06:22:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋