2006-12-06 05:29:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
if you wer a bogiee id pick you
2006-12-06 05:31:24 · answer #1 · answered by G-Unit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The worst I've ever heard has to be
'So when are you going to stop being rude and ask me if I'll buy you a drink?'
2006-12-06 06:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put I and U together
do u believe in love at 1st sight or should i walk past again?
u with all those curves n me with no brakes
2006-12-06 06:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by SophieKayy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK this really happened.... I was going into target and a guy in his car stopped me and my girl friend and said " did you hear someone in there has a gun and is shooting people" we instantly stopped and asked if he was serious he then replied "no i just wanted to talk to you" LAME! we walked off...
2006-12-06 05:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by «º·ß®¡ÐǤƏŧŧ ·º» 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I saw this hot girl in a night club once
I strode up to her and in my best Sean Connery voice said to her "The names Bond"
To which she said "Let me guess, James Bond?!"
To which I said "Nope, Uni Bond, I'm here to fill your crack"
It made her laught but her boyfriend objected to my attempts to fill her crack.
2006-12-06 05:33:00 · answer #5 · answered by Jonathan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst, because it's the corniest, has to be:
"Do you come here often?"
2006-12-06 06:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by simon2blues 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reckon this is the best one ever...........men Love start chatting by asking where he grew up, the he'll ask you: you say
i grew up on a chicken farm................ he'll looked slightlly puzzeld, then after a slight pause say; well No i didnt really, But I CAN RAISE SOME C@CK!!
Blokes love it.........trust me
2006-12-06 05:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
"i'm going to rape you. you've got ten seconds to try and get away"
Was actually what me and my friend misheard someone else say. At least I hope we misheard it.
2006-12-06 05:55:04 · answer #8 · answered by XYZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many eggs would you like for breakfast.
2006-12-06 05:45:29 · answer #9 · answered by breedgemh_101 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a ladder in your stockings, or is it a stairway to heaven?
(heard, not used! lol)
2006-12-06 05:32:56 · answer #10 · answered by Pumpkin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋