A man is walking down the beach and trips and falls. He gets up and looks for what he tripped over. He sees the top of a bottle and digs it out of the sand and cleans it off. Out pops a genie and gives him three wishes. He warns the guy that whatever he wishes for his ex-wife will get double the amount.
First he wishes for $1,000,000 dollars. Poof he gets his million and his ex gets two million.
Next he wishes for a huge mansion. Poof he gets the mansion and his ex gets two mansions.
He thinks long and hard about his third wish.
Then he tells the genie, "Genie, I wish for you to beat me half to death!"
2006-12-06
05:27:58
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