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A man is walking down the beach and trips and falls. He gets up and looks for what he tripped over. He sees the top of a bottle and digs it out of the sand and cleans it off. Out pops a genie and gives him three wishes. He warns the guy that whatever he wishes for his ex-wife will get double the amount.

First he wishes for $1,000,000 dollars. Poof he gets his million and his ex gets two million.

Next he wishes for a huge mansion. Poof he gets the mansion and his ex gets two mansions.

He thinks long and hard about his third wish.

Then he tells the genie, "Genie, I wish for you to beat me half to death!"

2006-12-06 05:27:58 · 7 answers · asked by norman j 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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lmao, hahahhaha i heard this one but the punch line was to give the guy a 8 inch penis, the wife would get a 16 inch dong, but the thing is genies are sneaky, they might screw over the guy and have a guy with a 16 incher visit the girl, so i didnt find that funny, but this one was great

2006-12-06 05:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Understanding the concept "genie". It will blow of lid off your head-


A Djinn... also spelt as genie means existence of a supernatural being! Some supernatural power having far more extraordinary powers than normal human beings possess! What actually do we mean when we talk of a Djinn or a genie.

The mention of Djinn (genie) can be found in the stories of Aladdin and also stories connected to messages being found in sealed bottles floating in the ocean.

Aladdin as luck would have it (not fate)... was sealed by his uncle in a cave as he was not adhering to the commands of his uncle. His uncle had engaged Aladdin for retrieving an oil lamp from the cave. Before sending him into the cave his uncle gave him a finger ring with the advice that it should only be used in times of need.

When in the cave Aladdin realized the moment he hands over the lamp to his uncle... his fate would be sealed forever in the cave itself. His uncle had planned that after retrieving the lamp he would leave Aladdin in the cave until death overtook him.

Aladdin refused to come out of the cave with the lamp. His uncle in anger sealed the cave. Days passed by and in hunger Aladdin toiled left and right. In the process his finger ring rubbed the stone and out came a Djinn (genie) and asked of his master Aladdin, "What can I do for you".

Similar powers of a Djinn (genie) existing in the oil lamp became known to Aladdin later on. With the help of this Djinn (genie) Aladdin became rich and married a princess.

Now what is this Djinn (genie)... none can understand better than an enlightened one! Every human being has a Djinn (a live genie) supporting one throughout the life. But only one or two in billions realize it. Our soul (atman in Hinduism) existing within our heart is a Djinn (genie) which can make all of us take our destiny under control.

Those who are able to take control of their Djinn (genie) within their lifetime... become enlightened and finally gain salvation (moksha in Hinduism). To be able to understand this crux of life is the real essence of life. More on genie here- http://www.godrealized.org/truce_with_my_inner_self.html

2006-12-06 21:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hehe - very clever - here is one from me :-\This little boy go into the grocery store and grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for check-out.
The cashier asks "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" He replies, "Nope, not for my mom."
Without thinking, the cashier responded, "Well, they must be for your sister then?"
He replied, "Nope, not for my sister either."
The cashier had now become curious. "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister, who are they for?"
The boy says "They're for my four year old little brother."
The cashier is surprised. "Your four year old little brother???"
The boy explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

2006-12-06 06:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

now thats a good one

2006-12-06 05:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by kbomerc 1 · 0 0

hahahahaah good one

lmao

2006-12-06 05:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by abcd 2 · 0 0

That was clever and cute!

2006-12-06 05:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by twistyhair 3 · 0 0

LOL

2006-12-06 07:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0 0

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