First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing,"! he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
2006-12-06 05:26:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh man lmao
good one
2006-12-06 05:31:06 · answer #1 · answered by abcd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's f*cking great... definately one for family gatherings around the dinner table
2006-12-06 13:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by Wiked 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude, that is good.
freaking funny
lol
lolol
best one ive heard today
2006-12-06 13:40:18 · answer #3 · answered by mystical_rainbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it, kinda long boring and disgusting
2006-12-06 13:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
okay i did then felll a sleeep sorry
2006-12-06 13:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
2006-12-06 15:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, nice one !!!!
2006-12-06 13:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good!
2006-12-06 13:30:51 · answer #8 · answered by geminitaurus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋