Can some one please translate this to English its GERMAN, German to english please?

Question

ich denke, dass Du eine harte Zeit hast die Lösung fuer BP herauszukriegen. Dies ist interessant, da Du denkst, Du kannst dies durch unsere Schwäche herausbekommen. Du bist lustig. .... (very funny girl with 'you are not the man') But I survived 4 years new York City so I am the man.
Ich hoffe das Du einen guten nachmittag haben wirst.

Answer 1

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I think that you have a hard time the solution for BP out wars. This is interesting, since you think, you can this by our weakness out-get. You are merrily.... (very funny girl with ' you acres emergency the one ') But I survived 4 years New York town center like that I to the one. I hope which you a good afternoon will have.

Answer 2

I think, that you had a hard time getting the answer for BP. This is interesting, that you think, you can this through our weak '?'. you are funny ...


I hope you will have a good afternoon

Note: This is written very poorly in terms of grammar and word choice.

Answer 3

I think that you are having a hard time coming up with the solution for BP. It's interesting that you think you can achieve this through our weak points. You are funny....

I hope that you have a good afternoon!

Answer 4

It is German (we understand what it means)
But it is not German, any 4rth grader would fail if he wrote like that.

Unless you communicated with a kindergarten boy, somebody pulled your leg.

Answer 5

Does it mean...

Im a lazy t w a t, who cant be bothered to google "online translators" and copy and paste into a box on a screen and press a button....


*** me..

Answer 6

That's not German; that's Poltavish. You've been had.