A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed
his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm
the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his
kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay
until your attitude changes
2006-12-06 04:50:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
both ways..thanks..:-)
2006-12-06 05:29:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rocky start
2006-12-06 05:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by Shark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny but oh so true.
2006-12-06 04:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by happytraveler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, the old jokes are the best
2006-12-06 04:53:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha I thought that was pretty good.
2006-12-06 04:55:05 · answer #5 · answered by RichTang83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get it expplain it
2006-12-06 04:58:59 · answer #6 · answered by abcd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2006-12-06 04:58:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-12-06 04:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋