--What's the difference between an accident and a calamity?
==It's an accident when a bus full of lawyers plunges off the road into a river. It's a calamity if they can swim
who thought that was funny, i heard it earlier today
2006-12-06 04:42:29 · 7 answers · asked by samantha 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A Cardinal of the Church dies and goes to Heaven. An angel is giving him the the grand tour and a soul goes by draped in gold trimmed pure white robe with cheribim throwing rose pedals in his path as he ascends the gold inlayed white marble steps to his massive white marble mansion. The Cardinal asks the angel who that is and the angel says, "Oh, he's a lawyer.". The Cardinal thinks, "Wow, if that is what a lawyer gets, I can imagine what I, a Cardinal of the Church, will get". They continue on the tour and enter a huge building with a 200 foot high arched enterance way and the hall equally as impressive stretches forever. After walking for miles down the hall they take a left into another hall with 100 ft. high ceilings and walk again, coming to another turn into a hall with 50 ft. ceilings. this goes on an on with each turn the hall becomes smaller and narrower until finally they are going down a hall so narrow they have to walk single file and duck into doorways to let others pass. They come to a rough hewn wooden door, the angel opens it and inside there is a small straw cot, a basin and pitcher and a small window that looks out over nothing special. The angel says, "This is where you will reside for eternity in Heaven.". The Cardinal is totally taken aback by this and blusters out, "I'm a Cardinal of the Church and THIS is all I get, why did the lawyer get so much?" The angel says, " Cardinals are a dime a dozen, he's the only lawyer we got.".
2006-12-06 09:14:29 · answer #1 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!, maybe put lead life jackets on bus for them to use.
2006-12-06 04:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-06 05:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by mystical_rainbow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes , thats how we feel about them . But we need them
2006-12-06 04:57:30 · answer #4 · answered by Shark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-06 04:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-06 04:54:16 · answer #6 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought.. know that it is hilarious! lol!
2006-12-06 04:48:42 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋