Airhead jokes?

Question

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly an airhead), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife replied, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

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Two airheads are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second airhead says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first airhead hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

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An airhead suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The airhead replies, "Shut up! You're next!"

Answer 1

now.. that's what you call a joke! LOL!

Answer 2

I heard the first two before! but the third is the best, really funny!

Answer 3

These are just blonde jokes replaced with airhead...you get 0 credit

Answer 4

Funny!

Answer 5

The last one was the best!

Answer 6

Good stuff. I like the third one best.

Answer 7

third joke was one of the best I ever heard. Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 8

lmao..the third one was good!

Answer 9

lmao...