How many lanes?????

Question

Man finds a small lamp whilst walking along the beach and decides to clean it. POW a genie appears and grants him three wishes. The first two were the usual, money, beautiful women etc. but the third wish totally knocks the genie back. “You want what!!!?” The man explains that he does not like planes or boats so he wants the genie to build him a bridge across the atlantic ocean, coz he always had this desire to visit the US of A. “Um, just think of it, all the builders, labourers, materials, design people and not to forget the logistics, no sorry I can’t do that one” says the genie “what do you want for your third wish?” ‘Oh! Ok’ says the man, ‘I’d like to be able to understand the complexities of a woman’s mind’. “F*ck it” says the genie “How many lanes do you want on this f*ucking motorway?”

Answer 1

Haha, yes, never try to understand us....we are too advanced ;o)

Answer 2

Genie was right there's no way man can understand women even if she granted the third wish... Sorry guys out there, no chance.

Answer 3

See if men and genies just except that fact - that woman our too complex to figure out the world would be a better place.!!!

Answer 4

The difference between men and women is simple! Men lie, Women change their minds!

Answer 5

6 lanes

Answer 6

that would be funny if it weren't retarded. a genie doesnt need workers or materials to make a bridge, he snaps his fingers and there is a bridge.

did he have to invest or gamble to get the money for his first wish? lol what a dumb *** joke.

Answer 7

Thats pretty funny

Answer 8

How are we complex? women say dont f*** around on me, and guys say I want to get laid. <---thats not complex, its simple.



At least if you listen to the women it is simple,
if you dont listen and do f**** around, you betray her, and lose her trust and that does make things complicating because she cant trust your punk a**.

Answer 9

You've got a dirty lane to go down! (English saying)

Answer 10

now thats a joke and a very good one