A guy goes to the doctors to discuss fertility treatment for him and his wife. He explains that after years of trying there is still no result. The doctor carefully reads his notes and then motions him to go behind the curtains. “Remove all your clothes” he says “put on the green robe and come back here”.
When he returns the studious doctor tells him to open the front of his gown. ‘Hmmm, yes, Hmmm, I see’ said the doctor. Embarrassed the guy says to the doc “To be quite honest doc I don’t think I have the right knack”. Quick as a flash the doc replied ‘No you haven’t got the left f*cker either’.
2006-12-06 04:00:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe! I love it!
Cheers!
2006-12-06 04:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by wyatt_bellis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can only answer this using my personal experience and having been in contact with many people who are receiving fertility treatment so I hope you don't mind. My husband and I (me 28, DH 29) had one free cycle of IVF on the NHS and a subsequent frozen enbryo transfer. Clearly the subject of this question does not call for an opinion on how many embryos should be transferred as this is already regulated by HFEA however I do feel it necessary to point out that having more embryos transferred at the same time does not increase the chances of treatments such as IVF working. Moving on from there - the topic of this question is somewhat contentious however I do not believe that anyone, whether they can conceive naturally or require some assistance should be told how many children they can have. This is a personal choice and there should be no distinction between those who are fertile and those who are not. It is up to the couple in question to decide whether they an cope with another child emotionally and financially and most resposible people will consider this before taking the steps to have subsequent children. Also, money, although it does play a part in raising a child is nost definitely not the be all and end all. The ability to love, care for, guide and encourage any child is far more important (and beneficial for the child) than material things.. As it stands there are regulations in place for people from certain backgrounds (such as those who have abused children etc) and I whole heartedly agree that if someone has previously been found to have abused a child that they should not be assisted in conceiving as there are no guarantees that they would not do it again. Marital status, financial situation or existing family size has no relevance as to whether or not someone should receive fertility treatment. I feel that all to often people make rash judgements or have ignorant opinions about this topic (although I fully appreciate that this is not the case with everyone). I just feel that people should realise that they may know someone very close to them who have had fertility treatment without knowing it and a well though out, educated, informed opinion is far better than some offered on here and other places. Indigo xxx
2016-05-23 00:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair.
2006-12-06 04:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jimbo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who stole the nuts
2006-12-06 04:08:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha we get it no nuts!
2006-12-06 04:03:44 · answer #5 · answered by kissybertha 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No balls up there then ?
Terry W are you English ?
2006-12-08 22:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard worse.
Well done.
2006-12-06 07:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nuts! lol
2006-12-06 04:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry don't get it. It supposed to be funny,i guess.
2006-12-06 04:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by pinky 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok that is a little stupid
2006-12-06 04:04:59 · answer #10 · answered by derrangedxkitten 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋