Paddy, Mick and Murphy (who sad to say, stutters) were discussing the Cheltenham Races and how to get time off from the building site. Their boss was an uncompromising Bastard and a bully to boot. One day they were up on the third floor, when Paddy sees the foreman walking across from site from the office. “Watch this f*cker” says Paddy. He grabs a brick and drops it where the foreman is walking “FOREMAN WATCH OUT!!!” shouts Paddy. The foreman looks up sees, the brick and takes evasive action. When he gets to the third floor he thanks Paddy and gives him a week’s holiday. Perfect for the horses, so Mick thinks about having a go too. Later that day the foreman is coming across the site, Mick drops a brick, ‘FOREMAN WATCH OUT!!!’ the foreman takes evasive action and gives him a week’s holiday too. RESULT. Murphy thinks to himself that he’s not going to be outdone so he waits. Eventually the foreman exits his office and Murphy drops a brick over the side of the scaffolding, “FU FU FU FU FU FU FU f*ckin hell I’ve hit him”.
2006-12-06 03:58:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.... funny
2006-12-06 04:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at least after Murphy is fired he can go to the races. So it works out in the end anyway.
If you don't want to be insulted then go to a different answers section. This is the JOKES and Riddles section you buffoon.
2006-12-06 04:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was Mu Mu Murphy bricking it ?
2006-12-08 23:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are You INSULTING The Irish & People with Speech Impediments. Are You SAD
2006-12-06 04:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to long a joke for the bad punchline
2006-12-06 04:04:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋