All these things we have on the internet they didn't just happen you know, they are evidence of intelligent design! You praise Jesus all the time, but it was Yahoo that created all this internet stuff, and you never even acknowledge the power of Yahoo. Jesus lived a long time ago, in some other era, give it a rest people. Praise be to Yahoo.
2006-12-06 03:49:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You may have to wait a couple of thousand years for the plot to develop. But great stories will come.
2006-12-06 03:53:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh how nice, "YOU christians". LOL. Yahoo won't get me to heaven. Yahoo is great! Good job Yahoo. I love the opportunity to share my views...thank you Yahoo. BUT...Yahoo didn't make the universe. Didn't create the ability to laugh. Didn't make my spirit. Kudos to Yahoo, worship to God. Is God too big a thing for you to praise and acknowledge?
2006-12-06 03:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by sheepinarowboat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is not talking to true believers, but to those who merely 'professed' Christianity. 'never knew you. That is, I never approved, loved, or regarded you as my friends. (*See Psalms 1:6, 2 Timothy 2:19, 1 Corinthians 8:3). This proves that, with all their pretensions, they had never been true followers of Christ. Jesus will not then say to false prophets and false professors of religion, that he had once known them, and then rejected them; that they had been once Christians and then had fallen away; that they had been pardoned, and then had apostatized; but that he had never known them-they had never been true christians. Whatever might have been their pretended joys, their raptures, their hopes, their self-confidence, their visions, their zeal, they had never been regarded by the Saviour as his true friends. I know not a more decided proof that Christians do not fall away from grace than this text. It settles the question; and proves that whatever else such men had, they never had any true religion.' 19 They went out from us but they were not of us; if they had been of us they would still be with us: but they went out from us so that it might be made clear that they were not of us. 1 John 2:19 —Barnes' Notes on the New Testament *6 Because the Lord sees the way of the upright, but the end of the sinner is destruction Psalms 1:6 19 But God's strong base is unchanging, having this sign, The Lord has knowledge of those who are his: and, Let everyone by whom the name of the Lord is named be turned away from evil. 2 Timothy 2:19 3 But if anyone has love for God, God has knowledge of him 1 Corinthians 8:3
2016-05-23 00:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo and Yahweh sound similar. Is this a coincidence? I think not. Actually, Yahoo is just a company making stupid management decisions. That is why their stock fell 50% this year, while the rest of the stock market is high.
2006-12-06 03:53:53 · answer #4 · answered by Larry 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did Gulliver worship Yahoo?
2006-12-06 04:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by John 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Troll means demon.. so interesting name, fella.
First off God created everything. and from that some have gone on to make more good of things and bad. BUt, nothing could exist without God.
God is the creator, He gives life and takes it away.Only He can do that. Jesus saved. This is why we worship GOd, because He first loved us and will save us if we turn to Him.
Yahoo couldnt exist without God. Tho much is good and much is bad, God must allow it for it to exist. Its what we do with things that keep it as good or bad. Yahoo has many grat things, but we dont worship it, because it didnt make us and wont save us.
We have many things we love and like, but we dont worship anyone but God.
We can adknowledge good things and thank God for them, even YAhoo if one wants to. But, we dont worship them. I love and adore my husband and kids. Dont pray to them tho or worship them..
So, no we will never let up on talking about Jesus or praising Him. We know all HE does for us and continues to do till He comes. You dont know what you are missing, but I pray one day you will and ask Him into your heart too.
Years ago, I had a bunch of trolls, before becoming a true follower of Christ. I thought they were innocent cute little things. God convicted me about it tho, and a long story goes there I wont go into, but lets just say they left my home. and one day God showed me a bunch of demons hovering over someone I loved, and that they were under the devils control, and guess what, they all looked just like the little troll dolls I got rid of.
So my question is: Why do you use that name. Give it a rest. Toss that name out, and bring in a good one. something meaning love and peace. Ever look up the word in the dictionary of peace, and all that it means? God wants that for you and I do too. God is eager to forgive. Just ask.
and dude much on the internet shouldnt be there and its not of God, and God will deal with all of it too, form the porn to the gambling, list is long.
Yahoo is a wonderful thing. we can use it for good or for bad. but power given to a business? I doubt even Yahoo would want that. They dont create or save. They just like us to use their services to communicate and we deceide if it benefits God or makes God weep... Which do you do????
2006-12-06 04:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but people do acknowledge Yahoo as the designer of this website...
if you are asking why we dont praise Yahoo, well its probably because Yahoo did not create us.
We should praise our Creator, but that does not mean we should praise anything that creates...
2006-12-06 03:51:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Without God, there would be no humans, no Internet, no Yahoo and no Yahoo Answers.
2006-12-06 04:06:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worship Bill Gates.
And the Wright Brothers.
2006-12-06 03:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by m_thurson 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo worship, now that's a new one. Get a job. Peace out.
2006-12-06 03:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by Lucy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋