so he gives it a quick rub and hey presto, out pops a genie.
The genie grants him three wishes, which will come true within 24 hours.
So, the man goes home and makes the 3 wishes wisely.
The next day, there is a knock at the door and he answers it to be presented with a 1,000,000,000 check
10 minutes later there is another knock, this time there before him there is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, who declares her undying love.
5 minutes pass and the third knock sounds, the man answers the door to find a figure in front of him dressed in a white gown,white hood & carrying a charred cross in one hand and a noose in the other, He then says "Are you the CU*T who wants to be hung like a Ni*ger"
2006-12-06
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