Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"
The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was 'KATZ'?"
2006-12-06 03:16:30 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice One Mate, Right To The Root Of The Problem And What A Way To Get His Nutz Wet!
2006-12-06 03:21:19 · answer #1 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol nice one keep em comin 10/10 and a thumbs up !!
2006-12-06 03:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL.
You are terrible, and I love it! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-12-08 00:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..good play on words
2006-12-06 03:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-06 03:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
makes me wish I had a snare drum...
2006-12-06 03:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by Greg B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very cute
2006-12-06 06:41:56 · answer #7 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
g'evening..lol..sire.. that's definitely a "twen"
2006-12-06 03:45:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - that's a good one!
2006-12-06 03:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by T.K. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*chuckle* cute
2006-12-06 03:23:31 · answer #10 · answered by msvlyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋