was at my girlfriends house watching her 2 boys,, and we decided to take this expensive talking parrot out of the cage, i t was all good then this cat jump out from behind the chair and ripped it to shreads, sh it i didnt even know she owned a fricken cat, boys were really mad, one of them shot the cat with a paint ball gun in the house he missed 10 times,,but finally hit the cat right between the eyes ,cat hasnot moved might be dead, she will be home in a half an hour, there is blood and paint and 2 dead animals in the house, im sneaking out of here with my lap top and never coming back see ya
2006-12-06 03:09:02 · 13 answers · asked by bam 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Shoot yourself in the head with the paintball gun, and make this statement, "where am I, what happened', and "who are you"!!
2006-12-06 03:14:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just put the bird back in the cage and put the cat in it's favorite sleeping spot. And just preten nothing happened. Say the cat ate the bird by jumping up to cage. And then the cat died because the cat caught some kind of bird disease from the deseased bird. If she has an I.Q. of 70 this will work like a charm. Good Luck!!
2006-12-06 11:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by NERDGASM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a scene from a movie. Bravo!
2006-12-06 11:13:20 · answer #3 · answered by Minouners 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is interesting. Your day is alittle more exciting than mine.
2006-12-06 11:11:36 · answer #4 · answered by detfan12_2000 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your not a real man if you cant own up to your own girlfriend about what you did.
2006-12-06 11:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ricki M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow when it rains it pours ,huh?
2006-12-06 11:11:41 · answer #6 · answered by "karma" 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
run
run
run
or tell the truth if you have guts
2006-12-06 11:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by alone l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well what is your question but if this is a joke its funny though
2006-12-06 11:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you
2006-12-06 12:20:39 · answer #9 · answered by ByTheWay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
worm
2006-12-06 11:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋