a man walks into a bar and sees Celine Dion sitting at a table..he walks over to her and says "Celine, why the long face'?
2006-12-06 03:08:15 · 21 answers · asked by CaptCanuck23 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL.... funny. Even though i got it the first time. I like the joke cuz i don't like Celine dion for some reason. But GOOD ONE!!!!! one thumbs up for buddy.
2006-12-06 03:56:23 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello,
It seems that the originator of that "joke" felt that perhaps Celine Dion's face was a bit long for his or her taste, thus the "long face" punchline. However, since many people didn't get the "joke", it falls flat. I didn't think it was funny, either.
2006-12-06 11:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by nerdgirl77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.
Yes, I got it, but it's not very funny.
Celine Dion has a long shaped face, but having a long face also means being sad.
You could also do the joke: "A man walks into a bar, and sees a horse drinking by itself. He walks over to it and says, "Hey, why the long face?"
2006-12-06 11:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by mikah_smiles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause she looks like the horse thats normally in the joke
2006-12-06 11:09:49 · answer #4 · answered by spamulot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one when it was said to a horse, but like it this way too!
2006-12-06 11:15:35 · answer #5 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, same joke as the one with John Kerry
2006-12-06 11:09:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Booo.
2006-12-06 11:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica_Bessica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She has a beautiful voice, that makes up for what she would be lacking in what you perceive as beauty. I think she is cute.
2006-12-06 11:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by belinda f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's had so much work done on her face....should have seen her when she was young...the nose and the teeth...wow....but, they couldn't fix that lonnnng face!!!!
Funny!Hunny!
2006-12-06 11:13:29 · answer #9 · answered by CURVY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like one of my dad's jokes.
2006-12-06 11:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Heather M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋