A teacher asks her class. “3 crows are sitting on a fence and the farmer shoots one, how many are left?”
“Please Miss” says little Johnny, “none”.
“Why do you say that?” asks the teacher.
“ Because if the farmer shot one then the other 2 would fly away”
“Well” says teacher, “the answer I was looking for was 2, but I like the way you’re thinking”.
“Please Miss” says little Johnny, “Can I ask you a question?”
“Of course” says his teacher.
“3 Women are eating a banana. One of them is licking it, one is biting it and one is sucking it. Which one is married?”
“Well” says the teacher, slightly embarrassed. “I would have to say the one who is sucking it”
“No Miss” says little Johnny. “It’s the one wearing the wedding ring. But I like the way you’re thinking”
2006-12-06 03:08:09 · 24 answers · asked by leedsmikey 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice. Very funny.
2006-12-06 03:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Heather M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One Mate, Ggggggg's I Haven't Heard That One In Days!
2006-12-06 03:17:54 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha thats a keeper lmfao nice one 10/10 n a thumbs up!! ;]
2006-12-06 03:10:11 · answer #3 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol 2 funny
2006-12-06 05:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old 1 but still makes me lol 10/10
2006-12-06 03:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.... funny. That little johnny is unbelieveable
2006-12-06 03:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is the banana bent ?
2006-12-06 03:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute!!
2006-12-06 03:10:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Heard this before, but it's a good one!
2006-12-06 03:14:21 · answer #9 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That appeals to my sense of humour. I will be re-telling that to the boys later!!
2006-12-06 03:10:14 · answer #10 · answered by woteva 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋