I'd think most everybody else would scream "Oh, my God" or "Help me, God." What do you think?
2006-12-06 02:51:26 · 24 answers · asked by kenrayf 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I meant "parachute." Sorry, in all of my giddy abandon, I forgot to proofread.
2006-12-06 02:52:20 · update #1
"Oh, my self!!! Help me!" or they just say "Oh grave I'll come to you"
2006-12-06 03:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Leh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you really believe that if a believer fell out of a plane without a parachute and screamed either of those two phrases that it would make one bit of difference?
2006-12-06 02:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd be screaming a certain f-word.
2006-12-06 02:56:20 · answer #3 · answered by eri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, - Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-06 02:57:40 · answer #4 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
might as well laugh the whole way down cuz the end result is going to be the same for the atheist as it would be for the non-atheist... **SPLAT**
2006-12-06 02:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Tim 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
im not sure, but ive been told by a few pastors that no one has ever died an athiest
2006-12-06 02:59:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
When it happened to me... (parachute malfunction), I muttered under my breath, "****, this is gonna hurt..."
Luckily I got my reserve out in time, though.
True story... true atheist.
2006-12-06 02:54:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
AHHH I'm going to cease to exist!!!!
2006-12-06 02:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by light_pierces_darkness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at the big body of water! I'm aiming for that!!!..
Wait..there's that shitty neighbor....heeheehee...
2006-12-06 02:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by Illegals Are S*** 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Atheists (notice the correct spelling) tend to use the name of God frequently, don't they? hmmm.....
god bless
2006-12-06 02:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by happy pilgrim 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋