Walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old git dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking.
Fortunately I got the first punch in so that was the end of that.
2006-12-06 02:35:21 · 26 answers · asked by HOOPS 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
spot did`nt think it up or get it off dvd! as with many jokes i was told it,thought it was funny and put it on here! so don`nt be so anal!
2006-12-06 02:42:00 · update #1
ha ha...very good...good on you!! ; ) x
2006-12-06 02:38:59 · answer #1 · answered by Lydia K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx Mate, That's Just About the Best DIY Joke I've Heard For Yonkers. Wouldn't Go Down Too Well In Bunnings Though Mate, We're All Built Like Brick Dunnies Over Here, Even The Sheila's! Have A Bonza Christmas And Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out.
2006-12-06 02:53:06 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to work in a DIY shack, am I ever glad I didn't ask that question!! Thanks for the giggle. Merry Christmas xx BTW am not an old git. Lol
xx
2006-12-13 07:06:15 · answer #3 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B&q Decking
2016-10-06 22:49:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it so many time but it still makes me smile 8/10
2006-12-06 02:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you so much that is the best joke i have heard on here in a very long time.well done.10 outta 10.
2006-12-06 02:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Very funny.
2006-12-10 05:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one, I am bound to laugh the next time I walk into B & Q. Thanks, that will make a change.
2006-12-13 08:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you get that off the jack dee live at the apollo dvd or did you think it up ;]
2006-12-06 02:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
did you get him behind the trees or in the hollyhocks
2006-12-12 01:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
B And Q Decking
2016-12-12 06:52:52 · answer #11 · answered by pfarr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋