Lets face it, he was supposed to be a carpenter for YEARS before he started telling bedtime stories!!! Yet I can't find one thing about a sideboard or gazebo in the whole fuc king bible!!!
2006-12-06 02:33:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think he was a sheperd aswell.... He just couldn't hold down a job..... chavtastic!!!
2006-12-06 02:39:47 · update #1
Surely if he was that good a Chippie he'd have got the ARK job instead of Noah.
2006-12-06 06:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by phooey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave this a few minutes of thought, first, while Jesus may have been a carpenter, I don't think the Bible has any verses describing anything he made/built/put together so you may not want to hire a contractor without references. My Dad was a carpenter, but he died, and he's not god he stayed dead, and he's not Jesus either he took great pains to teach me Irish tales and "Stuff" and for some reason I can't fathom, The Kalevala. So I am not the son but the daughter of a Catholic/heathen carpenter, I speak some French, mostly insults. But I also am not a deity and I am on the east Coast and so completely useless to you. and the moral of the story is apparently not all deities that operate hammers are equal. Please tell me those French directions have pictures and Screaming about Satan should be reserved for Sunday morning. That way it's over before I'm conscious.
2016-03-13 04:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if he can turn water into wine, bet he was a great carpenter, old Joship would give him a bit of wood, here Jesus mate miracle this into a nice sideboard, or turn this into a nice dining table and chairs... Must have made a mint!
2006-12-06 02:36:58 · answer #3 · answered by djp6314 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's all a big misunderstanding. He was a car penter (two words).
Basically this is very similar to a modern day valet who takes your car and sticks it in a carpark for you.
Now we don't actually have the word "penter" in the dictionary these days but a "pent" is something that you enclose things in (usually animals) so clearly that's what he did.
And of course, I don't mean that he parked real cars cos they didn't have them back then. I mean radio controlled cars.
And to answer the question: He was no good at it cos he kept getting the remote controls mixed up and driving cars into rivers and needing Moses to help him get them out.
2006-12-06 02:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by Marko979 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He built salvation from death. What bedtime stories did he tell, again? Sorry, I'm a little rusty on my New Testament reading. The last time I checked, he taught about Love. I could be mistaken though because I read books instead of reassuring myself of my convictions on Yahoo! Answers.
2006-12-06 02:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by Weldon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Carpentry is a practical profession, especially in a land where wood is scarce. You learn to be very careful and observant, you pay attention to people and you have to be very precise in your measurements and how you do things.
These ARE things you find when you read the Bible. Things we can learn about Jesus.
Now - what can we tell about YOU from your elegantly worded question?
2006-12-06 02:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by Uncle John 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You don't know your facts. Jesus started His ministry when God wanted Him to which was at 30 years old. His ministry went on for three years and He died for your sins at the age of 33. Before His ministry He was a carpenter just as Joseph was. I think your full of shiite.
2006-12-06 02:39:15 · answer #7 · answered by defenserocks41 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Your inane babble only proves that you have no idea what you are talking about. First, Shiite is a division of Islam which was not fabricated until 600 or 700 years after Jesus died. Secondly, If that is your idea about the Bible, why do you bother even discussing it? Remember, God does love you. Give Him a chance. Merry Christmas.
2006-12-06 02:40:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
the answer to your question is yes he was a shite carpenter, you would have thought that something would have been mentioned about his hand crafted work
2006-12-06 02:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by Alik411 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
His first miracle, when he turned water into wine at Cana of Galilee, might have been worked with the aid of a trick cabinet he had made with carpentry skills.
In fact knowledge of carpentry must have come in handy for several miracles
2006-12-06 02:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋