You know like:
"You must know karate because you have a kicking body"
"Are you tired, because you have been running through my mind all night"
okay time to give your worst that you have heard..! Just for fun!
2006-12-06 02:31:12 · 17 answers · asked by Batman has left the building 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
this is a good one actually: can i be your derivative so i can lie tangent to your curve. (if you know math then you will know what I am talking about)
2006-12-06 02:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by xstraight_edge_emo_kidx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should improve your looks?
Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing
He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
How come you're here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right
side.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the
headlamp of an oncoming train.
Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump & spill
your drink.
2006-12-06 10:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Rose Dew 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The "you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night" one and " If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"
2006-12-06 10:45:46 · answer #3 · answered by hthr34 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was in Fla. for spring break in college and a guy walked up to me at a bar and said" Let's breed *****" A laughed so hard I cried and so did he. Turns out his friends told him to say it. He really was nice.
2006-12-06 10:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by GI 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boy: What does an 800 pound Polar Bear do?
Girl: What?
Boy. Break the ice. Hi, my name is...
2006-12-06 10:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lamest: "Stay the course." (Smirk and repeat several thousand times over a four year period)
2006-12-06 10:35:03 · answer #6 · answered by 110% 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
2006-12-06 10:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
if i told u that u had a nice body, would u hold it against me?
girl u are like a parking ticket...u got FINE written all over you!
2006-12-06 10:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by silentorderso4life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Hey, Baby.Have I seen you from somewhere? Cause you been running through my mind all night!" LAME!!!
2006-12-06 10:36:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'i bet the tag on the back of your shirt says made in heaven"(lame)
You have something blue on your ***...my eyes(funny)
2006-12-06 10:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋