i took an IQ test once
the results
all came back negative
i used to think i was indecisive but now i am not sure
a clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
2006-12-06 02:24:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny pmsl
2006-12-06 02:52:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try these:-
confidence is the feeling you get before you fully understand the situation
if at first you don't succeed then don't become a sky-diver
when I married Miss Right no-one told me her first name was "Always"
never shoot your mouth off until your brains are loaded
a statistician is someone who brings a fake bomb on a plane, because that decreases the chances that there will be another bomb on the plane
a psychologist is someone who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room
when writing, always avoid alliteration and remember that prepositions are not words to end sentences with
a committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing and who collectively decide that nothing can be done
2006-12-06 02:27:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sarcasm~b i'm with you. Here are far to many serious people on the jokes & riddles catagory. They should move to the psycology side.
Of all the things i've lost i miss my mind the most.
2006-12-06 02:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by zorro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Raglanwolf....do you understand that this is the Joke/Riddle category? Take it up with Yahoo if you dont believe this should be part of Yahoo Answers...Lighten up and get the stick out of your butt
2006-12-06 02:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by ~LAX Mom~ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Forget it. IQ tests have ton's of pressure. That can "Off" your results.
2006-12-06 02:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by Luke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a very bad memory! Don't worry about it! I'm happy with having no memory! :)
2006-12-06 02:27:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you melted dry ice, could you swim without getting wet?
2006-12-06 02:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Ettejin of Wern 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK Chris, you don't have to get personnel. Lol! Cute!
2006-12-06 02:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought this forum/web site was called YAHOO ANSWERS?
Is your question subliminally asked somewhere within your text musings? If so, you must teach me your craft one day....
2006-12-06 02:30:43 · answer #9 · answered by raglanwolf 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I used to be modest but i'm cured now. I'm perfect !
2006-12-06 03:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋