1. Two stupid people who never saw a football (or soccer)game, has come to watch a football match!! they came in exact time and sat down like regular people in the audienc area!
when the match begun, they watch the match carefully, they didn't understood any thing but they enjoyed it!!
Half time is over!
When the Match begun again after the half time, one of them said:
"i Guess this is where we started, we can go now"
2. A principle just called his student to write him a BIG(!)letter!!
The principle was reading the lines for him and the student was writing it!!
when it has been done, the principle said: "did u missed ne line?"
"yes, between 'dear parker' and 'sincierly yours'."
3. A guy was reading a line in the magazine.
"do u know that 85% women in the world marries people just for wealth, not for real love"
his girlfriend was with him! then the guy sez: "will u marry me in feature in real love?"
"Dontr b silly, i will nevr marry u 4 all the money in the earth!"
2006-12-06 02:23:19 · 5 answers · asked by Annoymous 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Didnt get any of your jokes, but this answer puts me at 1000 points level 3 whoooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee
2006-12-06 02:29:45 · answer #1 · answered by Georgi Girl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't like the people, but liked all the three jokes........funny ones.
..hahahaha
2006-12-06 10:55:18 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee ok ;]
2006-12-06 10:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your stupid. i dont get any of these.
2006-12-06 10:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by missie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow... Your retarded
2006-12-06 10:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋