Hurricane Warning?

Question

A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Middlesbrough in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in the Town.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Yerfuckinjokinaren'tya".

The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage.

Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed.

Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.

TFM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Middlesbrough.

One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Victoria-Storm slept through it all. I was still shaking when I was skinning up and watching Trisha the next morning."

Apparently looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal.

The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.


HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster.

Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include:

Fila or Burberry baseball caps

Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers)

Shell suits (female)



White sport socks

Rockport boots and any other items usually sold in Primark.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.


Required foodstuffs include:

Microwave meals, Tins of baked beans, Ice cream, Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.

22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms.

£2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9.

£5 buys B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Answer 1

omg,,,brilliant..pmsl

Answer 2

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Answer 3

When I first looked at it I'm like how can a hurricane be measured on a richter scale :)) Oh well. I re-read it... lol but I still dont get the point of this "joke"

Answer 4

PMSLOL hahahahahahahahahaha the point a lot of people made about not understanding this is regarding middlesborogh, i think only people from the uk get this anyway 10/10 cheers

Answer 5

sh1te that is amazing limerick in Ireland had the same incident in it on Tuesday as well only the want more money as things are a little more expensive in euro land

Answer 6

Funny thing about anyone from that area, They always become more understandable the more pis-ed they get !!

Answer 7

good un! hahahaha, how do you get all those words into question, thought you could only use 1000 characters??

Answer 8

Ha ha ha! That is f u c k i n g brilliant!!!
Print it out and post it to everyone!!!

Answer 9

Why is this a joke? I don't get the point

Answer 10

That is soooooooooo goooooooood. thank you, you made my day.