2006-12-06 01:57:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Because Capt Jack Sparrow always drinks it when you're not looking...
Then he blames it on the monkey.
2006-12-06 01:58:11 · answer #1 · answered by mikah_smiles 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That i don't know. i had 4 bottles of private stock, nut my friends always seem to find it, and before you know it, it is 2 am and the rum is gone!
2006-12-06 01:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jon C 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask Captain Jack Sparrow - but he'll blame it on the monkey
2006-12-06 09:19:02 · answer #3 · answered by Patricia D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my experience is that a house with an alcoholic
is always out of alcohol.
houses that have a stock of alcohol are usually places
where an alcoholic does not live.
my guess is someone at your house has an alcohol problem.
2006-12-06 01:59:17 · answer #4 · answered by Sufi 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because Ms. Elizabeth keeps burning it :)
2006-12-06 01:58:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Elizabeth keeps sneaking it.
2006-12-06 01:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by Cobalt 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
COZ IT IS THE TASTIEST,STRONGEST N THE BEST IN THE FAMILY OF ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
2006-12-06 02:05:16 · answer #7 · answered by HP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You must be getting there late.
2006-12-06 01:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by c.arsenault 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because people like me keep making BIG drinks.
Got coke?
2006-12-06 02:24:58 · answer #9 · answered by Mister 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummm it wasnt me..or was it? ull never know haha hiccup haha!
2006-12-06 01:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by misunderstood 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋