---->the answer is they both have wet nose<---- figure why..lol
2006-12-06 01:51:11 · 7 answers · asked by Jane 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, that would be "nearsighted". People who are nearsighted have to be close to things to see them. People who are farsighted need reading glasses.
You need a little work on your joke-telling.
2006-12-06 01:53:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Your punchline would make sense if the doctor were NEARsighted...because if you're nearsighted, you have to be NEAR the thing you're looking at in order to see it. If you're FARsighted, then you need to lean back and make the thing you're looking at farther away so it's in better focus.
A better punchline would be: "They both try to keep their distance from the p.u.s.s.y."
2006-12-06 09:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by CuriousRob 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sorry the joke fell flat
2006-12-06 10:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by quilm 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor doc, guess he couldn't see that one coming...
2006-12-06 09:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Proto 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
huh?
2006-12-06 09:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
got it, thanks for the smile
2006-12-06 10:01:48 · answer #6 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-06 09:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋