1. Start at London Heathrow Airport.
2. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
3. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.
4. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.
5. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles
6. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles
7. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles
8. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles
9. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles
10. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles
11. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles
12. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles
13. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles
14. Take "E exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5miles 15.Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles
16. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1miles
17. Arrive at the centre of town.
2006-12-06 00:34:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now THAT'S the way to Amarillo, so shut up f**king singing about it! Old joke...
P.S: I like your avatar, Dragon! Funnier than this joke!
2006-12-06 00:42:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have been to Amarillo but from the Dallas Fort worth airport we just took a smaller plane from there to a small airport right there in Amarillo. So I don't know about all of the other directions.. sorry. Hope you find everything okay.
~HD
2006-12-06 00:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by mrsdycus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No you take a left on Old route 66
2006-12-06 01:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by firestarter 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well as i don't live in america i can't say as to weather or not your directions are correct but i would like to congratulate you on taking the time to work it all out and then type it.
2006-12-06 00:40:42 · answer #4 · answered by Dragon 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you think you are missing something by not visiting Amarillo, then you are sorely wrong.
2006-12-06 00:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by Magic Rapport 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost right, you need to turn left at the end
2006-12-06 00:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG i dont think any body cares in the histroy of the universe
2006-12-06 00:48:22 · answer #7 · answered by Kemodo 344™ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hate to say this but I think you need to get a life....seriously!
2006-12-06 00:40:59 · answer #8 · answered by Sapphire 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doug !! You need to get out more.
2006-12-06 00:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who you trying to impress not me thats for certain
2006-12-06 00:39:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋