Arguing with your Boss is like
'wrestling with a pig in mud'.
After a while, you realize that
while you are getting dirty,
the pig is actually 'enjoying it'.
Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you
when he is in trouble again !!!!
Complex problems have simple,
easy to understand wrong answer
Behind every 'successful woman',
is a man who is surprised !!!!
Alcohol 'doesn't solve any problems',
but then again, neither does milk .
Most people are only 'alive' because
it is illegal to shoot them.
I'm not a complete idiot,
there're still some parts missing !!!!
Forgive your enemies but
remember their names.
The number of people watching you
is directly proportional to the stupidity of your
action .
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a
piece of my finger to my
father ....
He said he wanted more proof.
Some pain is physical and some is mental,
but one that's both is dental !!!!
Life is pleasant, death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.
LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR
COMPANY, COZ' U NEVER KNOW
WHEN COMPANY STOPS LOVING YOU
2006-12-06 00:00:57 · 7 answers · asked by ☺•˚ºo(█?) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NICE,GOOD JOB A 10/10 W/ A MATCHING THUMBS UP........
BUT GET A LOAD OFTHIS........
WHEN SYMPTOMS PERSIST
INSULT YOUR DOCTOR........
CIGARETTE WARNING:
''GOV'T. IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH''........
NOT ALL THOSE WHO FAILED
GET TO GO TO SUMMER SCHOOL........
NOT ALL NAKED PERSON
IS A SLUT AND A B-ITCH........
2006-12-06 00:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by irish s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Very funny. I love the kidnapped part and successful woman.
2006-12-06 00:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Without the heart there is no understanding between the hand and mind"....Madonna
2006-12-06 00:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by PegBundyWannabe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love them so true
2006-12-06 00:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rolf
2006-12-06 00:06:24 · answer #5 · answered by Callisto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, they are very good!
2006-12-06 00:04:28 · answer #6 · answered by frenzie-ann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good!
2006-12-06 00:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by whatsername 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋