I need a funny speech or ideas for one, generaly its a toast to the queen with maybe a scotish mictake theme.?

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I need a funny speech or ideas for one, generaly its a toast to the queen with maybe a scotish mictake theme.?

2006-12-05 23:40:14 · 4 answers · asked by Reggie 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings

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Get it right feckin roond ye!

2006-12-05 23:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by flyingconfused 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Having written many comedy sketches, I would suggest you play on words.

For example, the Queen has the worst weather, she has been raining for years.

Or, here is a toast for the Queen, would one like it with or without butter.

Just ideas, no offence to the royal family.

2006-12-08 01:58:35 · answer #2 · answered by Dr David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋

the british royal family, the only thing scottish about them is the duke of edinburghs liver, double malt.

2006-12-05 23:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋

there are lots of book's about try w.h.smith

2006-12-06 01:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋