Anyone who can help me avenge myself?

Question

There is this guy who keeps hitting me,he hits me on my face and wrestles with me.He is younger to me.I want to teach him a lesson .Is there any fighting strategies I should adopt or any way I can torment him?help!!

Answer 1

One fighting strategy you should "adopt" (as you put it) is a strategy that most likely guarantees you vindication. All the while teaching your tormentor a lesson. The strategy you should "adopt" is going down to the local "Humane Society" and adopt a Pit Bull or a Rottweiler then plan the day you want to get your vengeance. That day and about 48hrs prior don't feed the dog. Then, on the fateful day, hide the dog behind a wall or parked car and when the bully comes toward you toss a cup of Bacon Grease on him and yell for the dog. Now all you need do is sit back and listen to the sobs, cries and pleading. That's vindication.

Answer 2

I don't know how old you are, but if he is really bothering you, the sure way to get him off is to give him a good shot to the family jewels. Next time he walks up on you and tries to get physical, put your hands on his shoulders and deliver a solid knee right to his 'manhood'...HARD! He will drop like a sack of potatoes.

Answer 3

give him a quick karate chop on his neck.. for sure he'll get hurt.. then you can hit his eye if you like..of course he'll be distracted..hit his stomach as hard as you can so he'll run out of air and that will teach him a lesson fro sure ^_^

Answer 4

well if you really wanna hurt him, punch him in the nose cause that hurts like a *****, plus his eyes will tear up which will blind him momentarily, then either do as the guy above me said and pop in the jewels or punch him hard in the stomach. is it your little brother or something? cause if it is forget what i said.

Answer 5

well if he is really hurting u then hit him in the face with a base ball bat

Answer 6

have you tried yelling stop if so kick him in the jewels then stomp him out and put lipstick on his face make sure he never bothers you again

Answer 7

just get into a boxing or a muay thai gym and go back to that guy and kick his ***

Answer 8

if he gets u in a head lock get your leg (right or left) behind his legs and smash your arms full force into him he'll trip over your legs, good luck.

Answer 9

--Versus getting hit in the face: Do a Search on something called "Crazy Monkey" boxing, taught out of South Africa's "Straight Blast Gym" by a *caucasian* South African named Rodney King (bad coincidence, I know, *lol*).

Essentially, the idea is to hunch over, roll your shoulders forward, tuck your chin, and *get your arms up*, not just your hands. You want to make a 3-point helmet out of your arms, your hands covering (at the top of the triangle) your forehead and hairline while your elbows stick out in front of your face.

It isn't hard to train or figure out because the person who created this method designed it to be "low-attribute" boxing, meaning you don't need lots of speed or strength to use it competently.

But yeah, the idea is, if you get into that "hunchback" position, your body is going to be hard to reach, your face and neck will be protected....and all you have to do is use the points of your elbows as feelers, when the bad guy hits an elbow, you counter-punch over the top and immediately go back into the covered up position.

(oh, and one more thing....the thumb stays outside of the fist, doesn't matter too much where it rests so long as the tip of your thumb is somewhere in contact with the second or third knuckles down your index finger)

--Versus wrestling...it depends on where he grabs you, but generally speaking, you have some options here:

A) if he grabs your head and neck, that means he isn't punching your head and neck, right? :) Which means you can drop your hands and punch his guts out....and the closer he gets, the closer your hands get to his liver, kidneys, groin....you know, the tender bits that bruise easily.

B) if he's grabbing you around the chest or waist, in general what you want to do is keep your chin tucked--as it will protect your head if you are thrown--keep your head guarded, and drop to one knee. Quickly. The idea is to get your arms between his arms and your body, in a manner *you* control, and to make more space there at his chest/waist level than what he can wrap around, or get good leverage on.

Oh, and if you drop quickly enough, your shoulders will be level with his stomach or crotch. :) Just be careful not to ram your knee into any hard surfaces like concrete. This is definitely something you might need to train with a friend in advance.

C) If he repeatedly shoots in like he's tackling you, and grabs your hips and legs, again, you want to keep your chin tucked...and drop further, driving your legs out behind you out of his reach.

The position is called a "Sprawl", and wrestlers (actual competitive ones mind you--talking Olympic and collegiate wrestlers here) use it all the time, as in daily.

Search it, look it up, the idea here is that if he's going for your legs, the fight *will* go horizontal so why not *lay down first* and keep your legs and leverage protected. Your best bet in terms of Keyword searches is to look up the phrase "Sprawl and Brawl" and see if you can't find some videos of people using it.

D) Just some minor tips here: He can't snag your arms if you keep them bent and/or closer to your body. Yes, I know, it will be a pain to keep him from grabbing your arms if you are covering your head. Which is why you were born with two arms, the minute he committs to attacking one, you punch his face. Repeatedly, until you make *him* cover up.

In terms of punching his face, aim low if you can. Think mouth, nose, jawline and throat. All of these have more give than his head does, and are less likely to break your hands when you connect.

And....realize that you are going to need to train, and get in shape. Not just cardio either....you will need to train to get some strength in your arms if you plan on fighting some guy who *wants* to fight. Why?

Because he thinks you're weak, and believes you have no choice but to tolerate his abuse. And....sad part is, these knuckleheads are usually in deep-dish denial and will not listen to reason.

The only thing they will listen to usually is being proven wrong, courtesy of your *not* being as weak as he thinks you are.

So yeah...you should invest in some weights, learn to lift them correctly and *use them*, and get some muscle, especially in your upper body, where it matters in many fights.

I know....sad isn't it? That to deal with Neandertals effectively, you have to nearly stoop to their level and become a knuckle-dragging bullethead yourself....

It isn't fair.....but letting "might make right" and letting your abuse go unanswered is even worse. Stand up and make yourself count!

Hope this helps...take care and if it comes to blows, remember, back off and *escape* as soon as you can. The idea is not to beat him down...but to resist and get out as unhurt as possible. Actually, it isn't just an idea, in most parts of the developed world, it is your legal obligation.