sumthing to think abt (funny)?

Question

the life cycle!
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out
dead and get it out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling
better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for
High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have
no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months
floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room, service on
tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I think we need to talk to managment about this one it seems like a good idea ...

Answer 1

Hmmm this sounds alot like the story line for an episode of Red Dwarf. If the life cycle worked this way, War would be a good thing. For example in WW2 millions of people would suddenly come back to life!

And then eventually Hitler would bugger off back to art school =p

You should give the episode a watch, its a classic. Series five I think.

Thanks, Dan

Answer 2

interesting

Answer 3

that was good