10. Hey! Now there's a gift!
9. Well, well, well...
8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though.
There are lots of unexplained fires.
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it - but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to
charity.
1. I really don't deserve this.
2006-12-05 22:45:01 · 6 answers · asked by Charley 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10. I would have never dreamed such a thing could be bestowed upon me
9. you shouldn't have
8. No, you REALLY shouldn't have
7. Straight to the regifter drawer
6. How thoughtful
5. This is the best gift ever
4. I've never been so satisfied with something as this
3. For me?
2. The real gift is your company
1. I'll keep it forever...
2006-12-05 22:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. How'd you realize!!!!!!!! 9. uhhh wow 8.Kool an uncomplicated bake oven 7. organic Geniuos 6. Gosh i think you probably did no longer get the hint huh... 5. Oooh it fell out the window! 4.Coudln't get any extra useful....(sarcastic snigger) 3.What the hell is this? 2.you have the receipt for this superb? a million.Lord have mercy
2016-10-14 03:20:05 · answer #2 · answered by pereyra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I know someone who would love this, thank you.
2006-12-05 22:54:24 · answer #3 · answered by Imani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
number one yeah
2006-12-05 22:51:24 · answer #4 · answered by chotpeper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice to hear thank u
2006-12-05 22:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by abenabox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was perfect
2006-12-06 00:17:52 · answer #6 · answered by <(Duckington)> 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋