2006-12-05 22:34:04 · 11 answers · asked by Red Winged Bandit 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mine would be for creating all women in Eve's likeness.
2006-12-06 08:52:16 · update #1
Not intervening while100 million are killed in his name. For calling so many gay and pedophile men to the priesthood. For never coming down like he used to do in the Bible and saying, "People of the World, my favorite religion is........."
2006-12-05 22:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by The professor 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing I would "kick God in the shins for". This is God's world and He runs as HE sees fit, not how we see fit. There's a reason for everything and it's God reason and not my place to question Him.
2006-12-06 06:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Assuming that there is a God, not allowing me to live up to my potential. He gave me a crummy life and I've been cleaning up other people's sh*t for years. Now I'm 51 and I'm just hoping I live long enough to enjoy my efforts. How different my life would have been if I had a chance to go college and have a career when I was young.
2006-12-06 06:38:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, God has no shins.
Secondly, I assume you mean if you make it into heaven? Then that shows that you have been satisfied with God and He with you, therefore the question is moot.
And Allah knows best.
Peace and Blessings,
Salim
2006-12-06 06:42:04 · answer #4 · answered by إمام سليم چشتي 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and if I make it 'in' and then proceed to kick God in the shins (providing I can FIND God's shins) how long do you figure I'll STAY in heaven??
2006-12-06 08:24:09 · answer #5 · answered by themom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there was a god, then I'd kick him in the face for being such an idiot, incompetent douche.
But there is no god
2006-12-06 06:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hiding.
2006-12-06 06:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by nondescript 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha .. are you serious?
you are in eternal bliss and you still want to fight and argue with God?
Ask questions for sure but to try to hurt God???
Good one, but did you hear about the wide mouth frog joke...
2006-12-06 06:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by truthwalker7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's hear yours first.....
For casting down Lucifer to earth when the power struggle went on.
2006-12-06 16:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by Katie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"That's for not letting any of my friends in."
2006-12-06 06:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by Gregory K 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋