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1. The cucumber has left the salad.

2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis

2006-12-05 22:33:10 · 14 answers · asked by Charley 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

4, 5 and 10 are the best!
number 10 is so funny never heard that b4.
nothing like a bit of honesty i say!
or "ur flying low" is what i use.
but now i'm gonna use these new ones.
good question Charley.
they're all good lmao x

2006-12-05 22:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by sara657915 3 · 0 0

No 10

2006-12-05 22:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

5

2006-12-05 22:35:04 · answer #3 · answered by basport_2000 5 · 0 0

8

2006-12-05 22:36:29 · answer #4 · answered by Jazzys_mom 5 · 0 0

he he :) 8 or 10

2006-12-05 22:37:26 · answer #5 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 0 0

#3 is the best 10/10

2006-12-05 22:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1) I think Your breakfast is ready. 2) Is that gonna need mustard? 3) Are those the new Mean Jeans I've been hearing about? 4) A little low in the season for fly fishing, isn't it?

2016-05-22 23:38:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I liked no.7 the best! I also got some:

Is your fly afraid of heights?
The hose is on the loose!
I think your penis is trying to tell you something.
I think the person stuck in your pants is trying to breathe!

Hehe, hope you enjoy!

2006-12-05 22:38:10 · answer #8 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 1 0

Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis

hahahaha i love that one....

the other nine.....pointing and laughing, that usually does the trick......

2006-12-05 22:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mintjulip 6 · 0 0

Haha, 10's the best.

2006-12-05 23:27:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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