Everyone - please take this quiz?

Question

Allah has requested that i step in and enter the debate on Terrorist Profiling to help decide whether it should be adopted as a tool in the fight against Muslim fundamentalism. Here are a few initial thoughts that came to mind

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

1.. Superman
2.. Jay Leno
3.. Harry Potter
4.. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

1.. Olga Corbett
2.. Sitting Bull
3.. Arnold Schwarzenegger
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

1.. Lost Norwegians
2.. Elvis
3.. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

1.. John Dillinger
2.. The King of Sweden
3.. The Boy Scouts
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

1.. A pizza delivery boy
2.. Pee Wee Herman
3.. Geraldo Rivera
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

1.. The Smurfs
2.. Davey Jones
3.. The Little Mermaid
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

1.. Captain Kidd
2.. Charles Lindberg
3.. Mother Teresa
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

1.. Scooby Doo
2.. The Tooth Fairy
3.. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

1.. Richard Simmons
2.. Grandma Moses
3.. Michael Jordan
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

1.. Mr. Rogers
2.. Hillary Clinton
3.. The World Wrestling Federation
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other as diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

1.. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
2.. The Supreme Court of Florida
3.. Mr. Bean
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

1.. Enron
2.. The Lutheran Church
3.. The NFL
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. In July 2005, the London Subway systems was bombed by:

1.. The Minnesota Twins
2.. Harry Carey
3.. The Rolling Stones
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

15. In August 2006, 10 passenger jets in London were targeted to be destroyed with liquid explosives by:

1.. Pepsi
2.. Wal-Mart
3.. Proctor & Gamble
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Hey, silly people, these are facts and not opinions.
Satire is perfectly acceptable to bring the truth to the attention of the masses.
Remember, there are none so blind as those who do not WANT to see.
For those who want to compile a list which gives us all the terrorism acts in the name of all religions, fire away. I would be very interested.

Second message to stupid people -
This isn't hate, it's a list of facts. What you choose to make from it is up to you.
So far, there have been no lists of terrorism acts IN THE NAME OF OTHER RELIGIONS from anyone. McVeigh does not count. He was anti his own government. Another stopid man driven to murder by his own beliefs that had nothing to do with religion.

DevoraK - if you are still here. Try www.prophetmohammed.com.uk and see the truth amongst some VERY funny and also scary stuff therein.

Arihaz - true but it is so difficult keeping up with it all. No way I could list all the atrocities in Iraq right now ...

Heretic - quite clearly, it's the other way around.

BTW - profoundly stupid answers being ignored. Intelligence is a prequisite.

Kwa
Have you researched the background to the Crusades?
Were they not about exactly what is still happening today?
Either way, where is your list of current terrorist atrocities carried out by anyone other than muslim fundamentalists in the name of their religion?
I don't see one yet. Waiting ...

Still waiting .......

In addition, all and any conspiracy theories re 9/11 and the invasion of Iraq or Afghanistan are ignored, treated with the contempt that they deserve.
The one (obvious) mulsim response didn't comment on the facts laid out but wished to turn our attention away from the truth and direct us towards his own brainwashed version. Understand, that for someone to believe in a fairy tale god, indoctrination as a child is at the root of it. Indoctrination IS brainwashing. Do you get the concept? Or will you choose to ignore it.
To offer up a suggestion that Islam is not a religion but a 'system' ... Wow! Kind of evading the obvious? Doesn't wash with the rest of us, I'm afraid. much like saying that islam is a religion of peace - obviously not.
If anyone has any doubts - go take a look at www.prophetmohammed.co.uk and you WILL see the truth, albeit mixed in with a great deal of humour. Enjoy.

Answer 1

Perhaps you want to say it is bad to kill people in the name of religion, I agree with you.
Perhaps that is why you did not mention the world wars because they were not fought for religion.
Perhaps you dont know that US fought a cold war against USSR not because of religion but to defeat Communism.
Perhaps you dont know that Islam is not just a meer religion like other faiths, It is a system, and that is why US is fighting against it by maligning it as Terrorism.
TO CONQUER THE WORLD, TO BRING THE WHOLE WORLD IN THE POCKET OF FEW RICH OF THE CAPITALIST ECONOMY.
IT IS A WAR BETWEEN CAPITALISM AND ISLAM, AND MANY BRAINWASHED THINK IT IS A WAR AGAINST TERRORISM.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

1.. Superman
2.. Jay Leno
3.. Harry Potter answer
4.. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

1.. Olga Corbett
2.. Sitting Bull answer
3.. Arnold Schwarzenegger
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

1.. Lost Norwegians answer
2.. Elvis
3.. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

1.. John Dillinger
2.. The King of Sweden answer
3.. The Boy Scouts
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

1.. A pizza delivery boy answer
2.. Pee Wee Herman
3.. Geraldo Rivera
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

1.. The Smurfs
2.. Davey Jones
3.. The Little Mermaid answer
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

1.. Captain Kidd
2.. Charles Lindberg
3.. Mother Teresa answer
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

1.. Scooby Doo answer
2.. The Tooth Fairy
3.. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

1.. Richard Simmons
2.. Grandma Moses answer
3.. Michael Jordan
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

1.. Mr. Rogers
2.. Hillary Clinton
3.. The World Wrestling Federation answer
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other as diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

1.. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
2.. The Supreme Court of Florida
3.. Mr. Bean
answer is George W Bush Conspiracy
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

1.. Enron
2.. The Lutheran Church
3.. The NFL answer
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde answer
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. In July 2005, the London Subway systems was bombed by:

1.. The Minnesota Twins
2.. Harry Carey answer they were twins
3.. The Rolling Stones
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

15. In August 2006, 10 passenger jets in London were targeted to be destroyed with liquid explosives by:

1.. Pepsi
2.. Wal-Mart
answer 3.. Proctor & Gamble & pepsi, lucozed
4.. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

Answer 4

16. Who Killed Kenny?
1.Mr Waffles
2. those bastards.
3.George Bush
4. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

would you say 4 too?

Answer 5

Oooo, what fun! A quiz geared so all the answers are "Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40". Cool.

Now, could you make a quiz where all the answers are "Christian male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40"? I'd like to see that one, too. You could start with McVeigh. Also, you could include Hitler and Koresh. There are several serial killers, too, that you could put in there. Oh, and some of the idiots who blew stuff up on Ireland. And what was the name of that guy who went around shooting abortion doctors? I think he did that because of his Christian beliefs, too.

After that, you could make a list of Jewish terrorists. There are plenty. I bet if you looked hard enough, you could even do one on Hinduism.

Answer 6

Regardless of the other answers to your "question", why are you bothering to do this? What purpose could it serve? These are things that most of us already know. And it stops being satire when you run it into the ground, and becomes hate speak. Perhaps you should see if you can make a quiz up about Christians too. See how many of them would consider it "satire". You're beating a dead horse here, and I really fail to see the point.

Answer 7

16. In 1995, the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma was bombed killing 168 people. Who did this:

1. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. Timothy McVeigh and his friend Terry Nichols 2 WHITE MEN

NOT ALL TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIMS!!!!!! GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!

Answer 8

Bravo to you when I see such questions in the net I want to stay on Q and a. Obviously the answer was always 4. Thank a lot

Answer 9

Facts aside most people are will see this as a attack on Muslims.

Answer 10

Let's see:
2, 2, 3, 3, 1, 3, 1...

No fair; you stacked the deck!
Maybe the next time "Allah" makes a request, you should say no.

May God bless you, anyway, I think you're gonna need it.......